Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Mayweather vs. The Incredible Pacquiao’s Urinalysis and More

Please see link for the complete article:

http://www.boxingnews24.com/2010/01/mayweather-vs-the-incredible-pacquiao’s-urinalysis-and-more/

And then some.

Mayweather - Pacquiao: Bad Blood

by Rasheed Catapang

40 Million dollars. That’s just about the amount this era’s top pound for pounders are each to earn should they take on each other on March 13, 2010. And then some. That’s a lot of money to burn.

Mayweather, one of the protagonists in this epic battle, has been known to do just that. Coming out of a 2-year retirement after spending a fortune on a lavish lifestyle, he may yet be the fastest man alive in that regard. The 40 odd million might as well be gone baby gone before it ever reaches his hands. What a bloody mess he’d done.

And blood is indeed what the ruckus is all about.

Trying to gain mental and physical advantage by initiating a severe blood testing regime, or merely initiating a ploy to evade a fight against his father’s accused drug user the- friendly-beater-to-a-pulp Manny Pacquiao (depending on who’s expert side you ask), the negotiation for the fight of the century just come to a halt.

For the moment, never mind the Pacmonster is afraid of needles because even Superman has his kryptonite. (And we know too well the plot is weak but we never question the man of steel). The fact is that Boxing’s Greatest Ever, a title Mayweather proclaims as his own, shouldn’t play hesitant in taking all corners. If you are such, you do not ask for concession. You do not ask why or why not. You simply take the fight and beat the opposing fighter to a bloody pulp. We’re not even talking here of taking on a bigger-than-Mayweather-behemoth-with plastered hands-a la-Margarito but Pacquiao who has always been the smaller man.

Boxing’s greatest ever should strike fear in the hearts of man, or fellow pugilists if you like. Mayweather being hesitant of taking Pacquiao doesn’t send that kind of message. And so, it’s like his alias “Money May”, which really is a title of no significance when applied to him.

The verdict for the man is this then: All hail Mayweather, the most elusive fighter of this era. You couldn’t even get him to a ring when a clear and real threat is on the opposite corner.

That said – and because Mayweather just won’t – let’s take on the Pacman. His is the ascent that is the stuff of legend (or of steroid as put forward by the ever-unreliable Floyd Sr.). Just what makes him tick? Bordering on disbelief, the not-so-always-disoriented-poet could not piece together how the small man’s run of havoc left fallen elite fighters in his wake. And it could not be due to God as Mega-Manny claims for He is known never to take side. Alas, he could only equate it with drugs to which his mind as a previous dope has close affiliation.

Enter USADA and the random blood testing. The little man has just been accused of taking steroids no matter if there’s lacking history to that. Naturally not agreeing, Pacquiao gave his reason to the world which is about his kryptonite.

Bloody hell, why not just bleed and give a little Manny. The Mayweathers made there point as much as those needles which created all those tattoos on your body. Bleed a little such that the little may save the whole and make us (boxing fans) happy.

It’s also because the usual urine test just wouldn’t do. Your old nemesis Marquez who admitted to be a consummate drinker of such potent an elixir would have made sure of that - alerting the Golden Boys and Mayweather never to trust yours. I mean, let’s face it, Marquez is an expert not just in boxing but in urine as well. (This news was kept in a tight lid because it’s not prim and proper to openly discuss. But it’s out now in the open.)

And notwithstanding the green with envy Dela Hoya’s take and fickle statements on the matter - It’s sad really - Pacquiao is just guilty until proven innocent.

The verdict: Counter to Mayweather is weak. Pacquiao should just give in to Mayweather’s demand to get them inside the same ring – and not in court. Then he could bring to Mayweather the beating of his life, if he can. After all, there’s no higher joy than mixing business with pleasure.

Drop the pretense like boxing is about doing the honorable thing and all such mumbo jumbo crap. It is war where a Geneva Convention only exists to not make it all look so bad. It’s more like ancient Rome’s gladiator combat with a Christian name. And just like the olden times, the people crave for blood.

And it’s not the one Mayweather had in mind.

We’ve asked for boxing and it’s a circus we’re getting. Blood Feud, Blood letting, Bad Blood – more like Bloody Mess - call it what you want but this fight might not just happen.

40 million dollars – it’s burn baby burn.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

My Own Catch 22


If he listens to the raven and do as he was told, then it means he doesn’t have any idea of what has really happened in the first place. If he doesn’t know what has really happened in the first place, then he is not god. If he is god and doesn’t do as the raven says, he still would not know what has happened in the first place. If he doesn’t know what has happened in the first place, then he is not god.

HBlues

JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

HEINEKEN BLUES

(Wrote this one way back August 2007 If I remember right)


Don’t turn around, Desiree

Whatever it was that binds us no longer holds

The tie succumbs to the constant stress and bickers of old

I tire too, as we fight endlessly…

But tell me not of the sweet yesterday

They are as unreal to me as the lies we have shared

Such that in the slightest storm that came our way we have surrendered.

There was nothing to hope for anyway.

Don’t look back I beseech you.

Malice maligns us both that only pain beckons us.

Love does not exist in our plane. Not even lust.

Only hate bridges us. The only truth we know.

So what are the colors of the rainbow?

The question is off. Such as we are.

Pandora’s box unleashed leaving only scars.

We swayed and rode with the wind knowing it wouldn’t get us far. And true!

Alas, we caressed in the sun when we were strangers.

Bold lips meeting primal passion. And we dance.

A gyration in the heat of the sun. We took the stance.

We had our fair share.

The moment has passed.

What could have been is best left at that.

Opportunity cost grants us but one option. One time for who, when or what!

Say no more ifs. Hush! Hush!

Go away. Don’t turn my way now, Desiree.

And never look back for both your sake and mine.

Life is so precious and so is time.

Don’t hold back again, Desiree!

“Had reason but stayed awhile

And wisdom not in liquor drowned

All secrets kept and all the lies

In placid tongue wouldn’t have spilled ‘sound.”



Thursday, September 17, 2009

Maligno: Case Study

It started as a doodle, like everything else I've done. Then it just took a life of its own. And so, the Maligno was born.

See the Maligno play its part in the world of Messiah 666 - where the "beast" is yet to come.







Tame the Tikbalang or join the club


What does the Tikbalang mean in the grand scheme of things?

MESSIAH 666

The task is not so much to see what no one yet has seen, but to think what no body yet has thought about that which everyone sees.

(Arthur Schopenhauer, 1788 - 1860)

The ABSTRACT

What if everything you had been taught and everything you had learned about the world and religion are but lies? Your whole way of life and your very life are threatened when reality rears its ugly head and comes at you with such brutal finality. Pushed to the brink and to the very edge of your existence, you have come to realize but one “Truth” in such a vast and complicated deceit. But then, you’ve also realized that the “Truth” could not set you free. Rather, it does the complete opposite and drags you deeper to the pit that salvation would come nowhere near.

Welcome to the world of MESSIAH 666. As prophesied you would know the end of the world is near when a whole bunch of Antichrist grabs the limelight – but not for the reasons you and the rest of humanity have been led to believe. There is only one truth in the vast arrays of lies and it holds true up to the very end.

We call the very end Armageddon - the time when not only man but also gods shall heed the call of battle for the final fight. Gods, lesser gods, mythical beings and men mixed it up in recipe sober minds would call disaster.

And a bloody disaster is what Andrew, Rosabel and the devious Father Paul must evade to make it to the very end. At times hilarious but almost always dangerous, their journey would take you to epic heights. (Yes you – you have as much at stake here as everybody else.) And in their quest, the Truth is waiting where it always was.

As it was in the beginning, so it shall be in the end. But what is that truth?

Reality rears its ugly head in the world of MESSIAH 666.

See: http://www.godspark666.blogspot.com/

Abandon hope all ye who enter!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Pacquiao mocks Cotto



(No, the title doesn't do justice to this story. But it's as good an eyecatcher as any!)

Every fiber of your body cries out to bootless heaven. This is one battle you are sure to remember if you ever survive it. Or if your faculties remain intact should you actually pull it off.

The stench of tobacco approximates its distance. Your eyes half shut, a blurred vision is an understated handicap. Slugging it out in the first place sure wasn’t such a bright idea – not when your sparring partner is a 9 foot behemoth 8 times your weight. And you thought Mike Tyson was dumb.

The monster flashes a knowing grin. It puffs the cigar, inhaling the smoke and a full 5 meter radius of air surrounding him. It’s going for the kill and you just happened to be the victim.

“Damn, I couldn’t even say it’s a good day to die.”

End game. Even rising up is a burden. Nevertheless you prop yourself up for one last stand.